Beanie – SPREAD CHEEKS NOT HATE

SPREAD CHEEKS NOT HATE –  BEANIE – WARM HEAD, COLDER HEART

This ain’t your grandma’s knitting project. This beanie hugs your head like it owns the place — snug, unapologetic, and cooler than your morning coffee. Whether you’re braving the cold, covering a bad hair day, or hiding from your responsibilities, this dome-hugger delivers.

Features (because you clearly need convincing):

100% Turbo Acrylic: Soft AF but tough enough to survive your lifestyle.

30 cm long: That’s 12 inches of pure head game.

Hypoallergenic: No itch, no drama.

Unisex style: For him, her, they, or whatever vibe you’re rocking today.

Hand washable: Because even rebels get dirty.

Sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or Korea: Just like your last three takeout orders.

Perfect for winter walks, rooftop brooding, or flipping off the wind in style. Toss it on, pull it down, and let the world know you’re not here to cuddle.