Trucker – SPREAD CHEEKS NOT HATE

SPREAD CHEEKS NOT HATE – TRUCKER HAT

Meet your new favorite trucker cap — bold, brash, and built to turn heads faster than your ex’s apology text. Whether you’re flipping off the patriarchy, flipping burgers, or just flipping through life, this hat’s got your back (well, technically your front).

Here’s why you’ll love it (whether you deserve it or not):

Engineered for attitude: Hard buckram front panels keep your look sharp and your opinions sharper.

Mesh back = no swamp head: Air out your thoughts while keeping your cool.

Mid-profile fit: Not too low, not too high — just like your standards.

Snapback closure: One size fits most egos.

Permacurv® visor: Pre-curved to save you the effort.

Built to last: 26% cotton, 74% polyester — soft where it counts, tough where it matters.

Head circumference: 54.9 cm–60 cm (big brains welcome).

Stitched with sass and ready to slap on your dome. Wear it loud, wear it proud — and remember, respect the hand.